Abomination

Narration: Johnny Cash

Come on, man!

I've got seven mouths to feed!

Seven mouths... And they're all mine!

'Cause, I'm a... Taint

Chorus

Abomination, abomination

Greatest scare in all the nation

Come on now, don't you stare,

Ain't polite, and it ain't fair!

Verse 1

Now, number one wants whiskey,

And number two wants pie,

Number three's just keepin' quiet,

Holdin' back a laugh, a cry...

Verse 2

Cletus at the store won't serve me,

Says I clean him out too fast,

Well, seven mouths is seven mouths,

And breakfasts don't just last!

Chorus

Abomination, abomination

Ain't that some situation

Tryin' to have a bite to eat

With half the town packin' heat...

Verse 3

Preacher come to save my soul,

Brought holy water, brought a prayer,

Six mouths spat it back at him,

But the seventh never dared...

... Ain't polite

Instrumental Interlude

Verse 4

Sheriff's got a bounty on me,

Wanted, dead - his words, not mine,

Well, good luck pickin' which one's guilty,

We all seven did the crime...

Verse 5

Some days I'm number one,

Shoutin' loud as I damn please,

Some days I'm way in the back,

Beggin' pardon, hands on knees...

Number seven don't eat much,

Just apologizes some,

For the whiskey and the ruckus,

For the man that I've become...

Bridge

'Cause I'm just a man,

Somewhere in this mess,

Driftin' mouth to mouth,

With no time left to rest...

Chorus

Abomination, abomination

Carve that on my stone

Seven mouths, one heart beatin'

Seven mouths, and all alone...

Outro: Narration

Seven mouths...

Mmm, and only one of me...

...

Say... Uh... You gonna eat that?