Big Green Boy

Verse 1

Sidewalk

Bare feet

Heavy leather leash

Dragging through the dusty street

Muddy scales and yellow eyes

Crowd is parting like the red sea

Outa the way

Gator coming through

His teeth are sharp

He ain't ate nothing today

Tail is sweeping like a broom

People climbing on the rooftops

Watch him

Watch me

Watch us

Chorus

He's my best friend

He's my big green boy

Walking down the center line

Looking like a king

Walking like a boss

Yeah he's my best friend

My big green boy

He's my big green boy

Post-Chorus

Chomp chomp

Down the street

Chomp chomp

Looking for meat

Verse 2

Stroll

Six foot

Scaring all the tourists

Tied a ribbon on his snout

The deputy is shaking hard

I got a permit in my pocket

Better back up

Better move fast

Better stay away

Claws are clicking on the pavement

Stopping traffic at the light

Left him

Led him

Fed him

Chorus

He's my best friend

He's my big green boy

Walking down the center line

Looking like a king

Walking like a boss

Yeah he's my best friend

My big green boy

He's my big green boy

Bridge

They say he belongs in the swamp

They say he belongs in the muck

But he likes the shade of the porch

And he likes the back of the truck

Florida sun on our backs

Florida blood in our veins

Florida dirt on my boots

Chorus

He's my best friend

He's my big green boy

Walking down the center line

Looking like a king

Walking like a boss

Yeah he's my best friend

My big green boy

He's my big green boy

Outro

Good boy

Keep walking

Good boy

Keep snapping

Home sweet swamp

Home sweet home

Chomp chomp