I am the pally tank

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Intro

(Battle cries and metal clashing)

Stand back, step aside, the tank is coming through

Your glass cannon builds can't handle what I do

Healers panicking, DPS running wild

While I stand my ground, resolute and styled

Pre-Verse

Raid leader screaming as the countdown begins

Three, two, one - let the chaos commence!

I charge ahead while you cower in fear

The Tank Mansion's presence makes that crystal clear!

Chorus

I'm the Tank Mansion, built of steel

Taking all the damage, that's the deal

But when things go wrong, guess who they blame?

"The tank messed up!" It's always the same!

(Always the same!)

Post-Chorus

Blame the tank! Blame the tank!

When your health goes down to zero, blame the tank!

Verse 2

Four wipes in and they're sending tells

"Learn to hold aggro!" as my patience quells

My armor's glowing, my shield is strong

But somehow it's still me who's doing wrong

I'm juggling bosses while they stand in fire

Then they critique me when situations are dire

Pre-Chorus

Then one day, the update came through

Now watch what this tank mansion can do!

Chorus

I'm the Tank Mansion, built of steel

Taking all the damage, that's the deal

But when things go wrong, guess who they blame?

"The tank messed up!" It's always the same!

(Always the same!)

Post-Chorus

Blame the tank! Blame the tank!

When your health goes down to zero, blame the tank!

Bridge

Oh, look at me now, overpowered and free

Solo clearing dungeons for all to see

Those fragile DPS with their envious stares

Begging for carries, but do I care?

No, I don't![Verse 3]

Now I'm the one they beg to join their team

"Please Tank Mansion, you're our only dream!"

Remember when you said I couldn't hack it?

Now my queue is full, I can't keep track of it

Standing tall while you crawl for my aid

Funny how the tables have quickly swayed

Pre-Chorus

The patch notes said "Tank buffs across the board"

Now I'm basically a one-woman horde!

Chorus

I'm the Tank Mansion, built of steel

Taking all the damage, that's the deal

But now things go right, guess who they praise?

"The tank's amazing!" How the tide has changed!

(How it's changed!)

Post-Chorus

Praise the tank! Praise the tank!

When your raid succeeds at last, praise the tank!

Outro

So next time you think of placing blame

Remember who's protecting you in this game

The Tank Mansion stands tall and proud

Carrying your fragile souls through the crowd

End