The Ballad of What Me Worry

Chorus

What me worry says the kid

The kid with the ears that catch the wind

Alfred E Neuman grins

On every cover where the dumb begins

You pay a pittance for the truth

Behind the spin

Potrzebie forever

Let the idiocy win

Verse 1

Back in fifty two in New York city two outlaws made a scene

Gaines supplied the green

Comics Code said be nice

So they shifted into a magazine

Issue twenty four they flipped the script

Staying forever obscene

The cleanest way

Pre-Chorus

Mock the giants

Mock the kings

Watch the riot

That a picture brings

Chorus

What me worry says the kid

The kid with the ears that catch the wind

Alfred E Neuman grins

On every cover where the dumb begins

You pay a pittance for the truth

Behind the spin

Potrzebie forever

Let the idiocy win

Verse 2

Spy versus Spy

White and black with knives behind their backs

Antonio brought them from Havana

After the attack

Don Martin slips on a banana

You hear the glorious sploink

Sergio doodles in the margins

Where the little weirdos loink

Pre-Chorus

Mock the giants

Mock the kings

Watch the riot

That a picture brings

Bridge

Al Jaffee folds the back page

Answers turn to lies turned true

Dave Berg peeks at office life

He says I recognize you

Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions

All the culture

All the cheap ink

All the sacred song

Chorus

What me worry says the kid

The kid with the ears that catch the wind

Alfred E Neuman grins

On every cover where the dumb begins

You pay a pittance for the truth

Behind the spin

Potrzebie forever

Let the idiocy win

Post-Chorus

What me worry

What me worry

What me worry

Potrzebie!