Tigma's Secret Harvest

Reeheeheeheeheee! My name is tigma wigma sigma ligma figma and i just can't stop licking peoples ears. Sometimes i run around in public and lick peoples ears and harvest their ear wax into a jar, i also stuff the earwax into beehives owned by beekeepers which makes it taste very nice. When i went to have my lobotomy, the doctor could not get past the nose because it was so waxy. I ingest so much earwax to the point all the fat in my body has become earwax. klrt, flrt, blorp, uzzzz