Midnight Lizard Hotline

Verse 1

Flip the dial

Hear the preacher of the weird

Silver tongue

Pourin' copper in my ear

He says

The host is cloned

The sponsors sold their souls

Behind that perfect grin

Is a forked tongue in control

Chorus

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Verse 2

West Coast

Landed where they couldn't figure boys or girls

Ended up in Texas

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Dark

They're callin' in

Gray-eyed visitors

Kings with a serpent heart

Teenagers from the Pleiades

Chorus

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Verse 3

Takin' calls

From a trucker on the line

Swears he saw

A saucer parked off I-9

Magazine

Starlet's face

Brother

She don't blink

Sheds that skin in place

Bridge

Red phone rings

It’s a senator from L.A

Says the studio lights

Burn cold and gray

Says

The cue cards move

I read what they write

They write the lies

They write the lies

Chorus

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Outro

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