gorgeous drama queen

Verse 1

Varonica's scrolling through her phone at 2 AM

There's Seth from Snapchat sending her a hundred memes again

He says she's his queen and he's her loyal knight

He screenshots every selfie and he saves them overnight

Pre-Chorus

And she's like "bro I barely know you"

But he's already naming their fictional kids

Chorus

It's a curse living this gorgeous

Every weirdo wants to sword-fight for ya

Varonica Varonica why you always in it

Some clown's obsessed or she's in some kind of minute

Post-Chorus

Varonica

Varonica

Why you always in it

Verse 2

She hit up the corner store for a geek bar vape

Asked the clerk with a straight face "bro can I get a grape"

He said "I need your ID" she said "I left it home"

Now she's banned from 7-Eleven and she's all alone

Pre-Chorus

And she's standing in the parking lot

Wondering why her life is a sitcom plot

Chorus

It's a curse living this gorgeous

Every weirdo wants to sword-fight for ya

Varonica Varonica why you always in it

Some clown's obsessed or she's in some kind of minute

Bridge

Grant from her school is red in the face

She prank-called him at 3 and hung up with grace

He's got a double chin and a temper to match

But she thinks he's cute and that's the biggest catch

Like what is wrong with you girl

What is wrong with you

Chorus

It's a curse living this gorgeous

Every weirdo wants to sword-fight for ya

Varonica Varonica why you always in it

Some clown's obsessed or she's in some kind of minute

Post-Chorus

Varonica

Varonica

Stunning and confused

Varonica

Varonica

Gorgeous and amused