this pain is absurd

Verse 1

I glued my balls to my bottom, oh Lord

Oh, what on earth did I do, I do, I do?

Stuck with this mess, a heavy reward

I can't take a dump, it's blockin' me through, oh no

The pain is so bad, I just want to roar

How could this happen, it can't be true, true, true?

My guts are all churned, I feel so unsure

I'm scared to even move

Chorus

Don't say a word, this pain is absurd

The glue's so strong, it's quite unheard

My bowels are full, it's truly preferred

To just let it go, let it go

Don't say a word, this pain is absurd

The glue's so strong, it's quite unheard

My bowels are full, it's truly preferred

To just let it go, let it go

Verse 2

I'm runnin' in circles, I'm losin' my mind

I need the toilet, but it's hard to find, to find

This sticky situation, it's one of a kind

I can't take a dump, it's stuck behind, oh no

I wish I could rewind, leave this all behind

Before this glue made me lose my behind, hind, hind,

My guts are all churned, I feel so confined

Oh, I reach for some relief

Chorus

Don't say a word, this pain is absurd

The glue's so strong, it's quite unheard

My bowels are full, it's truly preferred

To just let it go, let it go

Don't say a word, this pain is absurd

The glue's so strong, it's quite unheard

My bowels are full, it's truly preferred

To just let it go, let it go

Hook

Ooh

Let it go

Let it go

Chorus

Don't say a word, this pain is absurd

The glue's so strong, it's quite unheard

My bowels are full, it's truly preferred

To just let it go, let it go

Refrain

Don't say a word, this pain is absurd

The glue's so strong, it's quite unheard

My bowels are full, it's truly preferred

To just let it go, let it go

Outro

Let it go

Let it go

Let it go