Please Buy My Fish

Chorus

Why dont you like my fish

I caught them all this mornin

They be really nice fish

So why you scorning

I just dont know why

Because my fishys dont lie

I caught them one at a time

Please buy my fish

Post-Chorus

Buy them

Buy my fish

I caught them all

Buy them

Verse 1

Silver scales lookin slick in the sunlight

You pull back

Scared of the teeth on this northern pike

Green skin

Pointy chin

Angry face

Too much work for you to scale and debone

Moving along to a different zone

Pre-Chorus

Fresh water

Salt water

Clear water

I got them waiting

But you just hating

Chorus

Why dont you like my fish

I caught them all this mornin

They be really nice fish

So why you scorning

I just dont know why

Because my fishys dont lie

I caught them one at a time

Please buy my fish

Drop

Please buy

One at a time

Buy my fish

One at a time

Verse 2

Sliding slick eels wiggle inside the bucket

Greasy hands

Watching the customers turn and kick it

Slimy coat

Far from the boat

Ugly mug

Keep your money and hide under your rug

Nobody wants a bite of this dark meat

Pre-Chorus

Fresh water

Salt water

Clear water

I got them waiting

But you just hating

Chorus

Why dont you like my fish

I caught them all this mornin

They be really nice fish

So why you scorning

I just dont know why

Because my fishys dont lie

I caught them one at a time

Please buy my fish

Drop

Please buy

One at a time

Buy my fish

One at a time

Bridge

Maybe if I fried them up

Maybe if I put them in a cup

Breaded

Fried

Spiced

Give me one little chance

To finish this sales dance

Chorus

Why dont you like my fish

I caught them all this mornin

They be really nice fish

So why you scorning

I just dont know why

Because my fishys dont lie

I caught them one at a time

Please buy my fish

Post-Chorus

Buy them

Buy my fish

I caught them all

Buy them