for the next girl

Verse 1

First of all, congratulations

He's finally off the market, I hope you

Hold on tight and don't let go

Ain't gonna be long 'til the red flags show

Pre-Chorus

If you don't think I'm bitter, I'll prove it to you

I'll give you the list of the things he'll do

Chorus

I'm sorry for the next girl he's gonna date

'Cause, honey, if it takes two to twist, I make it eight

I know you're excited, it's hard to wait

But I got a list and darling, it ain't that great

He's arrogant, selfish, lazy, immature

A narcissist, no self control, insecure

He's unfaithful, no ambition, he's a liar, a cheat

I'm sorry for the next girl he's gonna meet (ah, ah, ah-ah)

Verse 2

Second off, you're gonna want to

Turn off your location before you

Go on his phone and find his ex

He never cleans up his DMs or texts

Pre-Chorus

He'll make you feel crazy, say "I'm sorry" then do it again

He says he ain't like me, I guess we're both bitter then

Chorus

I'm sorry for the next girl he's gonna date

'Cause, honey, if it takes two to twist, I make it eight

I know you're excited, it's hard to wait

But I got a list and darling, it ain't that great

He's arrogant, selfish, lazy, immature

A narcissist, no self control, insecure

He's unfaithful, no ambition, he's a liar, a cheat

I'm sorry for the next girl he's gonna meet (ah, ah, ah-ah)

Bridge

He's gaslighting, manipulative, a little bit rude

He drinks way too much, but he blames it on you

A waste of your time, he's a waste of my youth

A waste of a life, but the honest truth is

You should see him naked, that ass is superb

But honestly, babe, you deserve somebody better

He's awful in bed, well, except for this one thing

And trust me, that ass is worth all of the headaches

Chorus

I'm sorry for the next girl he's gonna date

'Cause, honey, if it takes two to twist, I make it eight

I know you're excited, it's hard to wait

But I got a list and darling, it ain't that great

He's arrogant, selfish, lazy, immature

A narcissist, no self control, insecure

He's unfaithful, no ambition, he's a liar, a cheat

Well, I'd say "good luck," but I'm just not that sweet

Outro

I guess I am still kind of bitter

Oh, you're sorry for me? Well, aren't you a mister

'Cause I'm sorry for the next girl he's gonna meet (ah, ah, ah-ah)