AD: SoundCoin V2

[ANNCR 1] Hey -- have you heard about the New and Improved SoundCoin AI?

[ANNCR 2] Isn't that the one that didn't work?

[ANNCR 1] That was the old SoundCoin AI. This is Version Two.

[ANNCR 2] What's different?

[ANNCR 1] The logo is slightly more blue.

[ANNCR 2] Wow.

[ANNCR 1] And we added a second AI.

[ANNCR 2] What does the second AI do?

[ANNCR 1] It monitors the first AI.

[ANNCR 2] For quality?

[ANNCR 1] For company.

[ANNCR 2] And it generates music?

[ANNCR 1] It generates something. Our engineers describe it as --

in the vicinity of music.

[ANNCR 2] Close enough.

[ANNCR 1] Legally yes.

[ANNCR 2] What do I get for two hundred credits a month?

[ANNCR 1] One song. A title. And the quiet dignity of knowing you tried.

[ANNCR 2] Does it come with drums?

[ANNCR 1] Separate subscription.

[ANNCR 2] Bass?

[ANNCR 1] Different tier.

[ANNCR 2] In sync with each other?

[ANNCR 1] That's our Harmony Premium Plus package.

[ANNCR 2] How much is that?

[ANNCR 1] More.

[ANNCR 2] But what if I run out of credits?

[ANNCR 1] Introducing SoundCoin PrePay Pro™.

You pay for credits before you need them.

[ANNCR 2] That is just paying.

[ANNCR 1] Pro paying.

[ANNCR 2] Wow.

[ANNCR 1] You can't go wrong with the New and Improved SoundCoin AI.

Just put credits in -- and you win.

[ANNCR 2] What do you win?

[ANNCR 1] Music. Probably.

[ANNCR 1] Order in the next thirty seconds and receive five hundred bonus credits.

A certificate of musical achievement. A tote bag. And our exclusive guide:

How To Explain To Your Friends What You Spent Your Money On.

[ANNCR 2] Can you afford NOT to use SoundCoin AI?

[ANNCR 1] Financially speaking. No. Because they have your card details now.

[ANNCR 2] Oh.

[ANNCR 1] SoundCoin AI is not responsible for musical-output-quality, emotional-damage, creative-disappointment, or the vague sense that you could have just learned guitar. Version Two is not responsible for Version One. The second AI is not responsible for the first AI. SoundCoin PrePay Pro™ is not responsible for your financial decisions. Credits are non-refundable, non-transferable, and non-musical.

[ANNCR 2] We believe in you.

[ANNCR 1] For a fee.

[BOTH] SoundCoin AI. Version Two.

[ANNCR 2] Now with two AIs.