Rusty Hinge (The Badest Music Ever)

Verse 1

Left shoe in the freezer tray

Static singing from the sink

Wobbly table

Broken yellow plate

Pre-Chorus

It feels so odd

Laying on the wet lawn

Talking to a glass dog

Everything is very wrong

Chorus

This is so cringe

Feeling like a rusty hinge

Squeaking on a door frame

No one knows my middle name

This is so cringe

Walking on a narrow ledge

Crying over spilled beans

Wearing fuzzy denim jeans

Verse 2

Mustard on the ceiling fan

Heavy breathing in a van

Toaster fire

Cardboard suitcase in my hand

Pre-Chorus

It feels so odd

Laying on the wet lawn

Talking to a glass dog

Everything is very wrong

Chorus

This is so cringe

Feeling like a rusty hinge

Squeaking on a door frame

No one knows my middle name

This is so cringe

Walking on a narrow ledge

Crying over spilled beans

Wearing fuzzy denim jeans

Bridge

Pineapple under the pillow

Staring at a weeping willow

Blueberry shirt

Dusting off the desert dirt

Chorus

This is so cringe

Feeling like a rusty hinge

Squeaking on a door frame

No one knows my middle name

This is so cringe

Walking on a narrow ledge

Crying over spilled beans

Wearing fuzzy denim jeans