Rap is Crap

Intro

One two three four

Verse 1

Woke up this morning with a busted radio

Static screaming frequencies I used to know

Tried to find a signal but the dial just spun

Everything sounds plastic under someone else's sun

Chorus

Rap is crap crap is rap

Spin the record watch it snap

Rap is crap crap is rap

I'd rather feel a power chord slap

Verse 2

Caught a ride with Casey she was burning up the tape deck

Back when punk meant something and the kids had some respect

Now it's all just algorithms feeding empty to my brain

Give me three loud chords and I'll feel alive again

Pre-Chorus

Throw your hands up if you hate the machine

Throw your hands up if you know what I mean

Chorus

Rap is crap crap is rap

Spin the record watch it snap

Rap is crap crap is rap

I'd rather feel a power chord slap

Bridge

I don't need your polished sound

I don't need your streaming crown

Four guys crashing in a room

Playing faster sealing doom

Chorus

Rap is crap crap is rap

Spin the record watch it snap

Rap is crap crap is rap

I'd rather feel a power cord snap

Outro

Crap crap rap rap

Crap crap rap rap

(Snapped)