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[INTRO] Nah. Nah nah nah nah nah.
This game LYIN’.
I put torches EVERYWHERE.
VERSE 1] I got forty-seven torches in a five-block radius Place one every step like OSHA finna rate this Whole cave brighter than a supermarket aisle Turn around once — zombie somehow still hostile How?! I lit the walls, floors, ceiling too Torch on the left and the right side too Torch by the chest and the furnace stack Still got jumped by a spider from the back Minecraft mobs got magical rights Ignore all laws of visible light I made my base look like the sun Still hear skeletons loadin’ guns And why they always perfectly aim? Skeletons shoot like Hall of Fame Cross-map snipes from another biome Arrow hit me while I’m INSIDE HOME [PRE-CHORUS] One torch missing… That’s all it take… Now it’s six creepers and a mental break [CHORUS] I SWEAR I LIT THIS AREA UP WHY THERE’S MONSTERS IN MY STUFF? Every cave become a boss fight Every night feel like the apocalypse I SWEAR I LIT THIS AREA UP I put torches every couple blocks Still got blown up fixing crops Now I’m screaming at pixel dots [VERSE 2] Went outside for literally wheat Came back home and there’s death on me Creeper waiting by the front gate Like he pay rent at my own place And the skeletons? Don’t get me started Them dudes spawn angry and fully targeted No hesitation, no warning signs Just immediate violence every time Arrow hit me from eighty feet While I’m fighting off like six zombies Then another one shot me mid-jump Game got me lookin’ emotionally cooked And WHY mobs spawn in tiny corners? One missed spot and your life gets shorter Torch spacing feel like advanced math I need GPS for safe path stats [BRIDGE] Maybe I’m the problem… *(pause)* Nah. [VERSE 3] Now I’m over-placing torches everywhere Torch on trees? Yeah. Torch on stairs? Torch by the bed? Torch in the lake? Torch on another torch just in case My world look insane at night Like a runway strip for airplane lights Villagers asking: “Why so bright?” Because Steve got TRAUMA, that’s why. [BUILD UP] Wait… Why it suddenly quiet? [DROP] *(Creeper hiss)* OH COME ON— *(EXPLOSIVE BEAT DROP)* [FINAL CHORUS] I SWEAR I LIT THIS AREA UP NOW MY HOUSE LOOK BLOWN TO DUST All that work for ONE dark spot Now my storage room gone nonstop I SWEAR I LIT THIS AREA UP But this game still hate my guts Every torch another trust issue Every hiss become a jump scare ritual [OUTRO] One more torch here… One more there… Okay NOW we safe. *(zombie groan directly behind him)* …brother.