Furcon

Drop

Party at the hall

Drinks for us all

Verse 1

Nose boops and bitter tonic

Way too much fur to see the floor

Bartender looks like a blue hedgehog

Mixing lime juice like it is war

Ice cube rattle in a solo cup

Found a fanny pack with twenty bucks

Walking zigzag like I am lost

Costume rental came at a heavy cost

Chorus

Stumbling in the paws

Losing all the laws

Five shots deep in a polyester skin

Where did the after-party begin

Tail is dragging behind

Losing my mind

Getting silly at the furry con

I will stay until the break of dawn

Drop

Party at the hall

Drinks for us all

Keep it rolling

Keep it rolling

Verse 2

Met a wolf named Greg

Told me he likes the keg

Spinning round till the lobby glows

Tread carefully where the glitter goes

Hotel room smells like old shampoo

Can't remember if I know you

Drunken howling at the plastic moon

I think I need to leave soon

Chorus

Stumbling in the paws

Losing all the laws

Five shots deep in a polyester skin

Where did the after-party begin

Tail is dragging behind

Losing my mind

Getting silly at the furry con

I will stay until the break of dawn

Bridge

Vodka ginger

Plastic linger

Everything is blurry

Happy little furry

Feeling alright

Long night

Fuzzy ears

Free beers

Chorus

Stumbling in the paws

Losing all the laws

Five shots deep in a polyester skin

Where did the after-party begin

Tail is dragging behind

Losing my mind

Getting silly at the furry con

I will stay until the break of dawn

Drop

Tail is dragging

Tail is dragging

Party at the hall

Drinks for us all