Sirius Star Romp(Galactic Rodeo Brunch)

Intro

Well now

Listen here

Verse 1

That silver saucer sat down on the clover

Looking like a giant shiny kitchen bowl

Three tall ladies climbed on out and they walked over

Looking for a pilot to take full control

The hats they wore were sparkling like a galaxy

Spurs were jingling loud and bright

I told them I had laundry and a grocery list

But they didn't care about my plans tonight

Pre-Chorus

They had those laser lassos swinging fast

They had those stardust eyes

They had a hunger that was built to last

Chorus

Cosmic cowgirls from the Sirius moon

Dragging me up to their bedroom room

Them girls from space don't play no games

Putting this poor cowboy to absolute shame

Cosmic cowgirls from the Sirius moon

Honey it’s a crazy kind of doom

Post-Chorus

Moon girls

Moon girls

Oh mercy

Verse 2

I am skinny as a rail and turning blue

Working like a dog since half past ten

They don't want no water or a bowl of stew

Just keep on asking me to go again

They came for more than just a tour of the yard

My boots are worn thin on the sole

Playing this galactic game is getting mighty hard

When they keep on digging me into a hole

Pre-Chorus

They got that lunar longing in their chest

They got those metal heels

They ain't gonna give a fellow any rest

Chorus

Cosmic cowgirls from the Sirius moon

Dragging me up to their bedroom room

Them girls from space don't play no games

Putting this poor cowboy to absolute shame

Cosmic cowgirls from the Sirius moon

Honey it’s a crazy kind of doom

Bridge

First she kissed me

Then she shook me

Then she nearly broke my back

They are taking everything I got

I'm just a snack

They want a lot

Chorus

Cosmic cowgirls from the Sirius moon

Dragging me up to their bedroom room

Them girls from space don't play no games

Putting this poor cowboy to absolute shame

Cosmic cowgirls from the Sirius moon

Honey it’s a crazy kind of doom

Post-Chorus

Sirius moon

Sirius

Verse 3

Well the captain of the crew has a lasso made of light

She said boy we didn't travel lightyears just for flight

We came to drain the essence from a fella like you

There's cosmic work that needs an earthling to do

One starts a-pulling and the other starts to squeeze

I'm shaking in my boots and I'm weak in the knees

They don't want a conversation or a pleasantry

Just a constant stream of wild orbital energy

Bridge 2

It’s a jizz whizz here and a jizz whizz there

Spangled lassoes flying through the atmosphere

They ain't looking for a man to conjugate

Just wanna use their powers to chaturbate

They took my brain and put it in a blender

Ain't no way for me to surrender

Chorus

Cosmic cowgirls from the Sirius moon

Dragging me up to their bedroom room

Them girls from space don't play no games

Putting this poor cowboy to absolute shame

Cosmic cowgirls from the Sirius moon

Honey it’s a crazy kind of doom

Outro

Where did you come from

Leave a tip on the dresser

Star systems

Galactic pressure

I’m just a lonely satellite

In the middle of a starling night

Yeah Siriusly

So long cowgirls

Please come back tomorrow

Wait, don't leave

Maybe just an hour of sleep

One more round

Into the void

Adios moon ladies

Keep it moving now

Whoo

Check the fuel gauges

I’m empty

Over and out

(Talking)

Well I'll be

That’s one way to see the stars

I need a nap

Maybe a glass of milk

Lord have mercy

Moon

Outro

Where did you come from

Leave a tip on the dresser

Star systems

Galactic pressure

I’m just a lonely satellite

In the middle of a starling night

Yeah Siriusly

So long cowgirls

Please come back tomorrow

Wait, don't leave

Maybe just an hour of sleep

One more round

Into the void

Adios moon ladies

Keep it moving now

Whoo

Check the fuel gauges

I’m empty

Over and out

(Talking)

Well I'll be

That’s one way to see the stars

I need a nap

Maybe a glass of milk

Lord have mercy

Moon girls

Moon girls

Goodbye now

Wait is that a saucer coming back

Oh no

Here we go

Round two million

Buckle up

Safe travels

Amen

Fade Out