Did He Really Just Say That

Verse 1

Wait

Freeze the frame

Did he just say

That his sister has a pet named Dave

But Dave is actually a human man

In a cage

Eating hay

Living like a stray

Chorus

Did he just say that

Did he really just say that

My ears are ringing

My brain is stinging

He said it

He meant it

I can't unhear the things he said

Post-Chorus

What

Why

How

What

Why

How

Verse 2

Hold on

Back it up

Run the tape again

Did he claim he invented the wind

With a fan

And a plan

And a very large tin can

He stared me down

No blink

No frown

Just the heaviest silence in town

I feel sick

Chorus

Did he just say that

Did he really just say that

My ears are ringing

My brain is stinging

He said it

He meant it

I can't unhear the things he said

Post-Chorus

What

Why

How

What

Why

How

Bridge

Maybe I'm losing my mind

Maybe he's a genius

Maybe I'm just deaf

I heard him say he eats his shoes

I heard him say he hates the news

I heard him say he loves the blues

But he's wearing sandals

And watching the weather

And crying at a jazz club

Guitar Solo

Verse 3

Stop

Look at him

He’s eating a lightbulb

Glass crunching

Metal munching

Soul bunching

He said it tasted like lemons

Yellow lemons

Sour lemons

Bitter lemons

I'm leaving

Chorus

Did he just say that

Did he really just say that

My ears are ringing

My brain is stinging

He said it

He meant it

I can't unhear the things he said

Outro

Did he just say

Did he just say

Dave likes the hay

I'm going away

Far away

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