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Itchy Crack Anthem

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Funny true to life country annthemm of the Iychu Crack, meaning a rear bottom size itch

Lyrics

Verse 1

Sunrise yawns, I roll out slow

Dog’s on the rug, puttin’ on a show

Cat in the window, wigglin’ her hips

I scratch my head, then my fingertips

Neighbor waves, coffee in hand

Catches a glimpse, tries to understand

We laugh ‘cause life’s a funny patch

Start your day with a good ol’ scratch

Chorus

Dog's got an itch, he just can't quit

Tail’s spinnin’ round, chasin’ that hit

Cat’s on the carpet, diggin’ in deep

We all got places that make us leap

Post-Chorus

Whoa, itchy crack

Yeah, right back

Verse 2

Some folks say you shouldn’t stare

But there’s a tickle anywhere

At the ball game or in the grass

You know you’re reachin’ for your itchy…

Pre-Chorus

Ain’t no shame, we’re all the same

When that urge comes, there’s no one to blame

Chorus

Dog's got an itch, he just can't quit

Tail’s spinnin’ round, chasin’ that hit

Cat’s on the carpet, diggin’ in deep

We all got places that make us leap

Post-Chorus

Whoa, itchy crack

Yeah, right back

Bridge

Granny says it’s manners first

But she reaches when it’s at its worst

Daddy’s on the tractor, shifting in the seat

Everybody’s got a secret scuffle, neat

Chorus

Dog's got an itch, he just can't quit

Tail’s spinnin’ round, chasin’ that hit

Cat’s on the carpet, diggin’ in deep

We all got places that make us leap

Post-Chorus

Whoa, itchy crack

Yeah, right back

Outro

So next time you see someone squirm

Remember, buddy, we all take our turn

From city to country, front porch to shack

Everybody’s got an itchy crack

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