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Verse 1

Woke up this morning with a brand new day

Everything's fine till I look down and say

Oh no there's a problem and it's right on me

How did this happen how could it be

Pre-Chorus

Can't ignore it can't pretend

This mess is not my friend

Chorus

There's poo-poo on my pee-pee

And I don't know what to do

There's poo-poo on my pee-pee

Guess this day's not brand new

Post-Chorus

Uh-oh uh-oh

Poo-poo on my pee-pee

Uh-oh uh-oh

What a mess I see

Verse 2

I reach for the paper grab the wipes real quick

Clean every corner every single crumb and nick

When you're in the bathroom you learn to be brave

Wash all the mess that the morning gave

Pre-Chorus

Gotta scrub gotta shine

Make this surface fine

Chorus

There's poo-poo on my pee-pee

And I don't know what to do

There's poo-poo on my pee-pee

Guess this day's not brand new

Bridge

Clean up clean up do it right

Wash your hands in the fading light

One more wipe and it's goodbye

Now I'm squeaky and I'm dry

Chorus

There's poo-poo on my pee-pee

But now it's shiny new

There's poo-poo on my pee-pee

Till I cleaned it through

Post-Chorus

Uh-oh uh-oh

All gone from my pee-pee

Uh-oh uh-oh

Fresh and clean you see