Walking Disaster (Coffee Song)

Chorus

I need coffee lots of coffee

To make it through this day

My brain’s on vacation

But my caffeine’s on its way

I’m a walking disaster

But I’ll fake it ‘til I’m fine

With a cup of coffee in my hand

I’m ready to face the grind

Post-Chorus

Oh-oh-oh bracing for the day

Oh-oh-oh I’ll find my way

Verse 2

I forgot my keys I’m locked outside

Had to call a cab now I'm taking a ride

The driver’s singing songs from the eighties oh dear

I don’t know what’s worse the cab or my fear

Pre-Chorus

I spill and trip but I laugh at the mess

Running late but still trying my best

Chorus

I need coffee lots of coffee

To make it through this day

My hair’s a mess my socks don’t match

But the caffeine’s here to stay

I’m a walking disaster

But I’ll fake it ‘til I’m fine

With a cup of coffee in my hand

I’m ready to face the grind

Post-Chorus

Oh-oh-oh bracing for the day

Oh-oh-oh I’ll find my way

Bridge

Oh my coffee’s gone cold but I’ll still take a sip

Spilled it on my lap now I’m taking a trip

To the break room microwave to reheat this brew

It’s a day full of fails but at least I’ve got a clue

Chorus

I need coffee lots of coffee

To make it through this day

If I get one more email I might just scream

But hey there’s caffeine in my way

I’m a walking disaster

But I’ll fake it ‘til I’m fine

With a cup of coffee in my hand

I’m ready to face the grind

Post-Chorus

Oh-oh-oh bracing for the day

Oh-oh-oh I’ll find my way

Outro

So if you see me running late

With caffeine stains on my plate

Just know I’m surviving

With coffee by my side

And maybe a donut for the ride