Chunky Cat Christmas

Hello humans, I'm a kitty cat. They tell me that I'm oh so fat (chunky) One day I was chasing my tail Got tired so fast and said, "mew mrow mew?!" I j ust want to eat chu ru all day And munch plastic off the Christmas tree.

I'm gonna om nom nom nom nom nom

om nom nom nom nom nom nom yum!

I love the way this plastic tastes.

Now get the heck out of my face! (my face!)

chorus

I'm moe chee, bitches! Moe chee, riches!

I'm the best cat to ever be!

If you cross me honey, just wait and see.

Now give me my Christmas tree!

Verse 2

They put me on a diet now I can't believe.

I need dental treats and bowls of meat. (moe chee)

If you want to ever sleep again

I ask you once more, "mew meow mrow?!"

pre-chorus

I just want to eat shrimp treats all day (all day)

And chew plastic off the Christmas tree.

I'm gonna go om nom nom nom nom nom

om nom nom nom nom nom nom yum!

I love the way these wires taste.

Now get the fuck out of my face!

chorus

I'm moe chee, bitches! Moe chee, riches!

I'm the best cat to ever be! If you cross me honey, I won't be sweet Now give me my Christmas tree!

chorus

I'm moe chee, bitches! Moe chee, riches!

I'm the baddest bitch you'll ever meet! Don't cross me honey, I'll pack you into meat.

Now give me my Christmas tree!