Fact-Check the Function

Chorus

Breaking news, another meme disaster

Scroll my feed, world spins faster

Comment section’s pure combustion

Could someone please fact-check the function

Drop

Haha who’s running the show?

Ohhh, we’ll never know

Verse 2

Billionaire tweets, chaos reigns

Stocks drop, but somehow my rent remains

Weather app says apocalypse soon

Guess I’ll order lunch and resume

Pre-Chorus

Crystal ball crashed, can’t see tomorrow

Every headline sounds like borrowed sorrow

Chorus

Breaking news, another meme disaster

Scroll my feed, world spins faster

Comment section’s pure combustion

Could someone please fact-check the function

Drop

Haha who’s running the show?

Ohhh, we’ll never know

Bridge

Crypto crashed, influencer tears

AI art with twelve extra ears

Breaking up by sending a meme

Is this the digital American dream

Chorus

Breaking news, another meme disaster

Scroll my feed, world spins faster

Comment section’s pure combustion

Could someone please fact-check the function

Drop

Haha who’s running the show?

Ohhh, we’ll never know

Outro

Trending thread on late night doom

Conspiracy cake in my chatroom

Reality’s glitching, please refresh

Red flag parade, who’s next?

Drop

Laugh track loop, still in control?

Ohhh, is this a scroll forever scroll