Chocolate Milk

Verse 1

Boring old cows produce boring old white

It’s fine for your cereal, but it lacks any might

I look in the fridge and I start to despair

Until I see the brown carton sitting right there

It’s thick, it’s opaque, it’s a beautiful sight

The nectar of gods, pure liquid delight.

Chorus

Shake it up, shake it up, pour it in a bowl

This icy dark lava is taking full control

Forget the fine dining, forget the caviar

I’m chugging brown goodness straight out of the jar!

Give me that brain freeze, give me that rush

White milk is boring, but chocolate is plush!

Verse 2

My dentist is weeping, my doctor is mad

They say all this sugar is terribly bad

But I need my fix and I need it right now

I want to go out and hug a brown cow

I’ll drink it from bottles, I’ll drink from a bowl

This beautiful sludge is completing my soul.

Chorus

Shake it up, shake it up, pour it in a bowl

This icy dark lava is taking full control

Forget the fine dining, forget the caviar

I’m chugging brown goodness straight out of the jar!

Give me that brain freeze, give me that rush

White milk is boring, but chocolate is plush!

Bridge

Is it syrup? Is it powder? I really don’t care

I’ve got a brown mustache and some in my hair

My stomach is rumbling, a bit lactose tense

But giving up chocolate makes absolutely no sense!

Give me the lactose! Give me the pain!

I want it to pour like a hurricane!

(Guitar / Kazoo Solo)

Outro

Yeah, chocolate milk…

The breakfast of champions.

The lunch of champions.

The 3:00 AM snack of champions.

Slurp… slurp… clink.

Ahhh, that’s the stuff.