
Pre-Judged
drakzero· 3:56 · 65 plays · v3-preview
- male vocalist
- comedy
- 1990s
- hard rock
- spoken word
- satire
- humorous
- comedy rock
- acoustic rock
Lyrics
Verse 1
Woke up this morning with a terrible thought
What if everything I ever did was already bought
Every choice I ever made was written down before
By a giant beardy fellow on a cosmic keyboard
I tried to test it out
I tried to break the script
I ate a whole pizza and I did a little skip
But the skip was in the plan
And the pizza too
So I sat there chewing crust and feeling kind of blue
Pre-Chorus
Cause if He knows the ending
Then the ending's not mine
If He wrote the sentence
Then I'm just the line
Chorus
I'm a little guy in a big machine
Punching buttons that I've never seen
Free will's a rumor that I heard in school
Turns out I'm a puppet and the puppet master's cruel
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Verse 2
My neighbor stole my lawnmower on a Tuesday afternoon
I said hey that's your decision friend you made that choice too soon
He said no no no you've got it wrong the man upstairs decides
I just moved my little pixel arms and let the wrath collide
So I can't blame the thief
And I can't blame the thief's mom
And I can't blame the devil
Cause the devil's just a pawn
Pre-Chorus
If the villain's in the blueprint
Then the villain's not to blame
We're all just action figures
In a board game with a name
Chorus
I'm a little guy in a big machine
Punching buttons that I've never seen
Free will's a rumor that I heard in school
Turns out I'm a puppet and the puppet master's cruel
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Bridge
And the war and the famine and the guy who keyed my car
All catalogued and filed before we ever left the bar
Every tear I ever cried was scripted in advance
So I guess I never had a single chance
A single chance
Guitar Solo
Verse 3
I asked a holy man about the problem of the plan
He said son don't you worry you're a tiny little man
God loves you like a player loves a character he made
And He'll judge you at the end for the moves that He portrayed
That's a loophole
That's a trick
That's a cosmic bait and switch
If He stacked the deck and dealt the hand
Then He's the one who's rich
Chorus
I'm a little guy in a big machine
Punching buttons that I've never seen
Free will's a rumor that I heard in school
Turns out I'm a puppet and the puppet master's cruel
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Outro
So save your little lecture
Save your moral speech
The script was finished long before
I ever learned to reach
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(Oh the puppet master's cruel)
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