Solid Oak Stick

Verse 1

Counting out every single inch

My rule won't ever flinch

Steady wood

Standing where it should

Pre-Chorus

Level and straight

Open the gate

Calculate the weight

Chorus

My member is a measuring stick

Spilling out so thick

My member is a measuring stick

Spilling out so thick

Spilling out so thick

Yeah it spills so thick

Verse 2

Solid cedar frame

Giving it a name

Deeply grooved

Feeling truly moved

Beyond the standard scale

Pre-Chorus

Level and straight

Open the gate

Calculate the weight

Chorus

My member is a measuring stick

Spilling out so thick

My member is a measuring stick

Spilling out so thick

Spilling out so thick

Yeah it spills so thick

Bridge

Metric system fails

I carry the nails

Hammer the board

Tearing the cord

Built to last

Solid and fast

Chorus

My member is a measuring stick

Spilling out so thick

My member is a measuring stick

Spilling out so thick

Spilling out so thick

Yeah it spills so thick