How the Men and Bear Save Earth!

Verse 1

Slap across the face

Wake up to the frozen air

Snow bites at my skin

Bear is scratching at the door

Takes a step and then we're out

Wrestling in the drifts and frost

Blood is pumping through the cold

Truffles buried underneath

Pre-Chorus

Bear sniffs the ground

Potatoes in the snow

We dig and we laugh

This is how we grow

Chorus

Pass the jug around

Bear made the finest vodka

From the spuds we found

Now we're hunting for the breakfast

Tank is rumbling in the drive

Mushroom truffle soup inside

Funny kind of fungi now

Colors bleeding side to side

Verse 2

Red door in the distance

Is it real or in my head

Bear is climbing in the tank

Says he's driving us ahead

Snow gives way to steel

Space base on the rise

We're loading up the rocket

With a mission in our eyes

Pre-Chorus

Bear sits on the button

Engines start to roar

We're leaving all the winter

For the cosmic war

Chorus

Pass the jug around

Bear made the finest vodka

From the spuds we found

Now we're blasting through the atmosphere

Fighting space invaders

With a bear behind the wheel

Lasers cutting through the dark

This is how we make it real

Bridge

Tank turret spinning

In the zero gravity

Bear is growling orders

Saving humanity

Explosion in the distance

The mothership goes down

We're heroes of the galaxy

Wearing snowy crowns

Chorus

Pass the jug around

That's the victory vodka

From the spuds we found

Now we're crashing back to Earth

Welcomed with a parade

Banners waving in the sun

Bear is drinking from a keg

War is over we have won

Verse 3

Parade fades to twilight

Bear is swaying to the band

Trophy in his paw

Snowmelt dripping through his hand

Back to the cabin

Through the forest line of pines

Vodka jug is empty

So we harvest one more time

Pre-Chorus

Truffles in the moonlight

Potatoes in the sack

Bear is checking the horizon

Something's coming back

Chorus

Pass the jug around

Fermenting in the barrel

From the spuds we found

Now we're brewing for the morning

Signals in the static

From a galaxy away

Another fleet approaching

We were hoping for today

Verse 4

Bear is lacing up his boots

A war cry in his throat

We mount the tank again

Engines turning like a note

Snow is turning crimson

But not from any blood

Northern lights are shifting

Through the permafrost and mud

Pre-Chorus

Radar starts to beeping

Bear is barking out commands

We're heading for the bunker

With the rockets in our hands

Chorus

Pass the jug around

The new batch is ready

From the spuds we found

Now we're launching once again

Strap into the cockpit

Bear is taking the controls

We're punching through the atmosphere

With fire in our souls

Bridge

Second invasion

Bigger than the first

Bear is on the cannons

Quenching all his thirst

Mothership is cracking

Like a glacier in the sun

We're diving through the wreckage

Till the final war is won

Guitar Solo

Outro

Landing in the snowdrift

Bear is smoking on the deck

Drinking from the bottle

With a bandage on his neck

We're not heroes anymore

Just survivors of the cold

But the bear will keep on fighting

Till the story gets too old

Pass the jug around

One more for the road

Truffles and potatoes

That's the weight we've always towed

Mushrooms in the soup pot

Visions circling around

Bear is patting my shoulder

Says we're home now on the ground