Old Trafford Getting Too Old

(Crowd chanting)

United

United

Verse 1

Old

Stale

Dusty shelves and a broken gate

Glory days are out of date

Trophies looking gray

Seven goals at Anfield

Walking away

Walking away

Ten Hag

Same bag

Tactics like a game of tag

Spent a billion on a center back

Now the roof leaks

Water dripping on the seats

Cold

Bold

Dreams are getting sold

Chorus

Theatre of Nightmares

Theatre of Nightmares

Where the red flags fall

Where they lose it all

Theatre of Nightmares

Theatre of Nightmares

Verse 2

Stiff

Slow

No identity

Playing like a mid-table entity

Rebuilding since thirteen

Same cycle

Same screen

False hope

Tight rope

Fans looking for a way to cope

Rashford hitting the wall

Garnacho trying to do it all

No soul

No goal

Down in the hole

Down in the hole

Down in the hole

Casemiro running out of steam

Not a squad

Just a bad dream

Chorus

Theatre of Nightmares

Theatre of Nightmares

Where the red flags fall

Where they lose it all

Theatre of Nightmares

Theatre of Nightmares

Bridge

Fergie time is over

No luck in the clover

Transfer window closes

None of this is roses

Glazers out

Glazers out

Glazers out

Chorus

Theatre of Nightmares

Theatre of Nightmares

Where the red flags fall

Where they lose it all

Theatre of Nightmares

Theatre of Nightmares

Outro

Mind the gap

London is calling

Manchester is falling

Falling

Falling

(Crowd whistling)