CHA‑CHING2Chainsaw.CU1T

Intro

"where am i...?"

Welcome new‑comer.

Let me teach you a few things...

CHAINNSAWWWW

<<gasp>>

Verse 1

War, a saw, its all the main core Of my chainsaw.

The sinew, the slice of flesh, its all part of my simple test.

Saw, saw away. You will soon get your pay.

And sometimes a meal you're way.

Heh...

Pre‑Chorus

"Wait..."

Stuck In a straw?

Hiding from us In a store?

Nothing can hide you from this cult anymore.

Assassination, factination, its all part of a huge creation!

You get it now rookie bookie?

Verse 2

"Why me?"

Well you see,

You're good old folks decided for a, lets say change of scenery...

Also wanted a few bucks there way aaah... Never gets old.

Any questions?

"I don't wanna work here..."

Arg. You seriously STILL DONT GET IT? GOOD LORD.

<<deep breath>>

Its all right, control your anger....

All the rookies were like this...

RIGHT!

Chorus

CHAINNSAWWWW

The thing you use to cut wood?

"Yeah...but—"

War, a saw, its all the main core Of my chainsaw.

The chainsaw is the meaning of our chain‑hood.

"...Chain‑hood?"

Chain‑hood, you know~ its when you

Cut

The sinew, a slice of flesh, its all part of a simple beginners test.

Top it off with some FLAREE

"..."

<<crickets>>

You will

Saw, saw away, dont worry.. You'll soon get your pay.

Bridge

Stuck In a straw?

Hiding from us In a store?

Nothing can hide you from this cult.

We will find you.

Assassination, fascination, its all part of a huge creation!

You get it now newbie?

Outro Scene

...

Ah crap, why did you kill him man, that was the rookie!

"Oh, sorry, thought it was another trespasser..."

Ah, at least we have dinner tonight.