Nut Kick

Verse 1

Monday started fine I was walking to the store

Then some dude in a hoodie shoved me off the door

Doubled over on the pavement I could barely breathe

Somebody call my mother cause I'm about to leave

Pre-Chorus

Why does it always happen to me

Why does it always happen to me

Chorus

Right in the middle of the parking lot

Ouch ouch ouch I think I'm gonna drop

Everybody's laughing at the guy who got

Kicked where the sun don't shine

Post-Chorus

Ouch ouch ouch

Ouch ouch ouch

Verse 2

My buddy said get up man you're making a scene

I said my legs are noodles and my brain is green

Three hours on the concrete staring at the sky

Wondering what I did to deserve this guy

Pre-Chorus

Why does it always happen to me

Why does it always happen to me

Chorus

Right in the middle of the parking lot

Ouch ouch ouch I think I'm gonna drop

Everybody's laughing at the guy who got

Kicked where the sun don't shine

Post-Chorus

Ouch ouch ouch

Ouch ouch ouch

Bridge

Pizza box in my hand flying through the air

I never even saw him coming I swear

Tell my little brother I'll be home by nine

Just let me lie here and whimper for a while

Chorus

Right in the middle of the parking lot

Ouch ouch ouch I think I'm gonna drop

Everybody's laughing at the guy who got

Kicked where the sun don't shine

Post-Chorus

Ouch ouch ouch

Ouch ouch ouch