Count It Up

Intro

One, two...

You know what to do.

Chorus

One, two, we need some lube

Three, four, you're a whore

Five, six, suck a d**k

Seven, eight, swear you're straight

Post-Chorus

Count it up, count it up

One, two, three, four

Count it up, count it up

Who's keeping score?

Verse 1

Nine, ten, is it in?

Eleven, twelve, where've you been?

Lost my place somewhere around nine

Pretty sure you're doing just fine

Wrong damn number, wrong damn move

Somebody knocked over the lube

I was counting nice and slow

Then you made me lose the whole damn flow

Pre-Chorus

Wait, wait

What comes next?

Don't look at me

I'm too distracted

Chorus

One, two, we need some lube

Three, four, you're a whore

Five, six, suck a d**k

Seven, eight, swear you're straight

Post-Chorus

Count it up, count it up

One, two, three, four

Count it up, count it up

Who's keeping score?

Verse 2

Thirteen, fourteen, bedframe squeaks

Fifteen, sixteen, somebody speaks

"Maybe we should take this slow"

Yeah, that's cute, but probably no

Lost a sock and lost my count

Don't know what we're up to now

Started simple, one through ten

Fuck it, start it up again

Bridge

One for the bad idea

Two for the drink

Three for the moment

We stopped trying to think

Four for the neighbors

Banging on the wall

Five for pretending

We don't hear them at all

Six, seven, eight

Okay, wait...

What number are we on?

Breakdown

ONE!

TWO!

We need some lube!

THREE!

FOUR!

You're a whore!

FIVE!

SIX!

Suck a d**k!

SEVEN!

EIGHT!

SAY YOU'RE STRAIGHT!

Final Chorus

One, two, we need some lube

Three, four, you're a whore

Five, six, suck a d**k

Seven, eight, swear you're straight

Nine, ten, start again

Eleven, twelve, tell a friend

Thirteen, fourteen, shake the floor

Fifteen, sixteen...

Fuck the score.

Outro

Count it up

Count it up

One, two, three, four

Count it up

Count it up

...I forgot again.