Trick for Treats ©

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Verse 1

I don't want no trick or treat on Halloween

That kinda palaver just ain't my scene

Cos I'm runnin' out of treats and I'm kinda surly

Cos Ellie's buggered of with my curly wurly

And I don't want to eat no granola bars

So me and the boys are throwing them at cars

Looks like tricks are all I've got left

Can't afford chocolate Cos I'm bereft

And carving pumpkins that's not rock and roll

If you ask me again I'll shove it right

Up

Your

Hole!

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Oh I got no treats so here's my latest trick

Gonna snatch yer candy and beat you with a stick

And then we'll gorge on chocolate until we're sick

And if you try to stop us we'll kick you in the

(Oh!)

It's Halloween and here's my latest trick

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So now we're getting prepared for the task

Hiding round the corner in a scary mask

Taking sugary treats from everyone

If we see a copper coming then we'll have to run

Ellie pops back up, looking a proper sight

Grabs the coppers fruit and nut and flees in the night

I better run along before she gets back

Cos I don't want her anywhere near my sack

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Now I've gotten all the candy with my latest trick

Nearly lost me Ballance in an oil slick

Now I'll fill my face with chocolate until I'm sick

If you try to stop me I'll kick you in the

(Oh)

It's Halloween and here's my latest trick

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Cos I'm getting all the candy with my latest trick

Gonna snatch yer candy and beat you with a stick

Gorging on all of this chocolate until I'm sick

It's Halloween... So this is my trick!

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