Addicted To Corn

haha. what's up man.

yeah!

I don't have a problem with corn,

what are you talking about?

I'm perfectly fine with it,

I only have a problem without.

hehe...

yay!

I consume corn like eight hours a day!

Mostly stuff that is not made in the USA.

haha...

I need real hardcore stuff to get a hard-on.

An IRL woman would have a hard time turning me on.

woow!

Not that I had any opportunity to test that.

But I lack opportunity not just because I'm too fat.

Several factors contribute to my rejection.

I have much deeper problems than just my physical complexion.

haha.

This is totally normal.

yeah!

And yes...

I realize that I'm a victim of several romance scams.

But it's legal and it's called something like only for fans.

woow!

By now I know the stage name of every corn star.

Even the male ones and I still don't think this is going too far!

woow!

The content was pretty harmless in the beginning.

But that changed over time, I'm not kidding.

I had the illusion that I could just stop.

At least early on I really had that hope.

But now I know this isn't that easy, it's a slippery slope.

My demands on corn got more and more extreme.

In a week I use up a whole bottle of hand-creme.

haha...

I stand by it.

yeah!

you dumb-ass.