Sports Riddles

JOKER:

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls...

It's your favorite Clown Prince of Crime, JOKER!

And today, I'm joined by none other than... the shocking, the brilliant...

SHOCKRIDDLE!

SHOCKRIDDLE:

Hahaha! Hello!

JOKER:

Well, well, well... you're just in time for the carnival of death!

Listen up, listen good, you sadistic little piece of human refuse!

I've rigged your device with a most peculiar little explosive.

And there's only one way to disarm it.

SHOCKRIDDLE:

That's right!

Four sports riddles to save your life!

Answer all four correctly or you go BOOM!

JOKER:

Are you ready for the show?

SHOCKRIDDLE:

Are you ready to play?

JOKER:

Riddle number one!

I put your feet on a diamond, but it's covered in dirt

I trap you on bases where you're bound to get hurt

You wait in a cage for your turn to bleed

Stealing home from me is the only crime you need!

What sport am I?

CHORUS

Round and round the carousel goes

Flesh and plastic watch how it blows

Four twisted riddles you better guess fast

Tick-tock, laugh now, this ride is your last!

SHOCKRIDDLE:

Riddle number two!

I put razor blades on your feet, down on your knees

You're chasing a frozen black heart on the ice

If you want to survive, you better think twice!

I'll lock you in a box for two minutes to scream!

What sport is my favorite dream?

JOKER:

Riddle number three!

I drag you to a court, but no justice is here

I trap you under rims with no way to escape

You must shoot to survive this horrific landscape

But if you use a real bullet, you're disqualified and dead!

What sport am I playing inside your head?

CHORUS

Round and round the carousel goes

Flesh and plastic watch how it blows

Four twisted riddles you better guess fast

Tick-tock, laugh now, this ride is your last!

BRIDGE

Riddle number four... your final attraction

Can you smell the burning wires under the roller-coaster?

The funhouse is closing, your time is running out.

I trap you in a net, where no fish can be saved

Use your head, use your feet, or you're already graved.

But touch me with your hands, and you suffer defeat!

What sport am I?!

OUTRO

No refunds! No escapes!

Speak into the microphone! Now!

Name all four sports, or... GAME OVER!