Two Thirty

Intro

Ha ha ha

Yeah

Two thirty

Uh

Chorus

Clock hit two and the whole crew weeping

Not one dry eye in the house when I'm leaving

I'm laughing like a maniac peeling out the lot

Two thirty on the dot

Two thirty on the dot

Verse

Went to grab my jacket off the break room hook

Tears dripping on the tile like a leaky brook

Coworkers huddled by the paint aisle wailing

Somebody blew their nose in a rag

Whole store falling apart at the seams

I ain't never seen grown men this soft

Chorus

Clock hit two and the whole crew weeping

Not one dry eye in the house when I'm leaving

I'm laughing like a maniac peeling out the lot

Two thirty on the dot

Two thirty on the dot

Verse 2

Big dude from the torta spot crying in his cheese

Wendy's girl sobbing saying baby please

Tryna block my door with a folding chair

I swung through like a Spartan splitting air

Crying gugugaga like that penguin on the screen

Stupid slop nonsense I ain't never seen

Bridge

They reached out

I reached back

They fell down

I don't crack

Chorus

Clock hit two and the whole crew weeping

Not one dry eye in the house when I'm leaving

I'm laughing like a maniac peeling out the lot

Two thirty on the dot

Two thirty on the dot

Outro

Ha ha ha

Two thirty

Aaaaaaahhhhhh