Bikini Bottom Beef

Uh, he's a sponge, he, uh, he's so dumb

Put-a-bullet in his forehead, make his pineapple go numb

He a yellow, goofy boy, I'ma take him down, 'rum

I got Patrick in the trunk, send 'em both back to the slum

Chorus

Sponge-dang, dang-dang-dang-dang-dang

Better watch your mouth 'fore I slap ya with my tongue

He was laughin', now he screamin', "Ayy, 'cuz, please, gun!"

Patrick tryna get me mad, but he just a starfish bum (I shot him)

Verse 1

I'ma shoot him down on the road

Shoot him down on the road, uh

I'ma shoot him down on the road

Shoot him down on the road, uh

Verse 2

I'ma shoot him down, uh

I don'ma want no fame, don'ma want no dough, uh

He just talkin' loud, got him on the floor, uh

He don't know his name, don'ma know his folks, uh

Verse 3

He just lookin' dumb with that spatula (Spatula)

Put 'em in a grave with his little buddy Pal (Pal)

They both gettin' blasted like they in a battle (Brrt)

Patrick wanna talk, I'ma chop him like a salad (Chop)

Verse 4

Sandy wanna play, but I'm shootin' out the gat, gat (Pah, pah)

SpongeBob can't breathe 'cause I left him in the trap, trap (Blah, 'rah)

He keep sayin', "Help!" like a dog that got a scruff (Woof, woof)

But they don'ma do a thing, they just standin' on the bluff, bluff (Yeah)