The Crocodile of Galveston

Nathan Kohler, he lives in the Philippines

He has a little mini-me son

But he lost his wife to a crocodile attack

And he's oh so sad (ohhhh-ohhhh)

Oh, so very sad (ohhhh)

Instrumental Bridge

I vow to travel to the Philippines

On a bass boat from Galveston

I will slay that horrible crocodile

And my friend won't be sad no more (ohhhh-ohhhh)

Oh, so very sad (ohhhh)