Chewing on a Pine

Verse 1

Tracks in the mud and my boots sinking slow

Breakfast in my backpack, rifle in tow

Branches were snapping, I froze with a shiver

Something was out there, just past the river

Eyes in the thicket so wide and so round

Hair sticking out from the leaves on the ground

He grinned at me sideways, teeth with a gap

Let out a howl and I nearly collapsed

Chorus

Bigfoot in the bushes, chewing on a pine

Waving like he knew me, acting just fine

If you tell my buddies, they’ll say I’m not right

But I swear on my lunch, he gave me a fright

Post-Chorus

Oh oh oh, Bigfoot’s out tonight

Hey hey hey, don’t forget your light

Verse 2

He scratched his belly, burped real loud

Picked up a squirrel and winked at a cloud

People in town, they never believe

But Bigfoot’s got better manners than Steve

Pre-Chorus

Boots on my feet, but my legs wouldn’t go

Camera in hand, but it died in the snow

He just waved and lumbered away

Leaving big ol’ prints that made my whole day

Chorus

Bigfoot in the bushes, chewing on a pine

Waving like he knew me, acting just fine

If you tell my buddies, they’ll say I’m not right

But I swear on my lunch, he gave me a fright

Post-Chorus

Oh oh oh, Bigfoot’s out tonight

Hey hey hey, don’t forget your light

Bridge

Next thing I know, he’s dancing a jig

Mud on his toes and a hat way too big

Laughed till I cried as he juggled some cones

Snuck up behind me, borrowed my phone

Chorus

Bigfoot in the bushes, chewing on a pine

Waving like he knew me, acting just fine

If you tell my buddies, they’ll say I’m not right

But I swear on my lunch, he gave me a fright

Post-Chorus

Oh oh oh, Bigfoot’s out tonight

Hey hey hey, don’t forget your light