Limp Randy Show

Intro

Whoa

Whoa

Whoa

It is Limp Randy here

With a box of donuts staring at a wall

Does life look at you back like this

Yo

I am wondering

I am wondering

Verse 1

Yo

I just stopped

Bert and Ernie on my TV

Pizza

It is coming to me

Tasty ribs

Swing by the King Kong crowd

Godzilla stomps

Making buildings go down loud

Bork

Bork

Swedish Chef comes in

Turned off the gravity

Samity camity lamity darity

Go samity

No

Oops

Apostrophe

Accidentally mo

Sorry

Titanic

Come talk of the Titanic yo

Lose yourself

The numbers make sense

Where did everyone go

The lights shut off at your bro

Live Randy

In the building

Where did everyone go

The show is bye-bye

Bro

Chorus

Hey

Where did everyone go go

Lights shut off bro

It is Limp Randy yo

Hey

Where did everyone go go

Fame is looking at me

I am the doofus show

Verse 2

Cop pulled him over

Highway

Eighty-eight miles per hour

DeLorean

Need the quarter

What is in the burger

Make my burger

Chicken

Me chicken burger

You know what I mean mana

What is in this water

Ready to go back

One mana

Vending machine is dry

Need a cocoa

Roll with the whoa whoa

Limp Randy turned off the lights

I am the doofus yo

Hip ripple placement

Johnny's basement

That is the place

Nowhere

If I ever need a lifeboat

Sybil

Wait

Typo

Glitch

Pain in my area

Chorus

Hey

Where did everyone go go

Lights shut off bro

It is Limp Randy yo

Hey

Where did everyone go go

Fame is looking at me

I am the doofus show

Bridge

Snipe you with a rifle

Song to synthesize

Tell me about it

Mexico

I watch this model

Different disinfectant

Carry up and therapy

Time of G

Twenty-one

One gigawatt

Only got one time

Only got a minute

I just forgot

No dough

Inspector Glock

Clueless fool

Limp Randy yo

Verse 3

Lunch

I have been can't

You can't go

Turned off the lights on my grandpa

Pat-pat pads

In the audience

What am I even doing here

Man

Titanic in my bathtub

Mana

Cocoa

Chicken burger

What a hubbub

Flying

Glitching in a loop

Numbers spinning

Gotta regroup

Start

Post-Chorus

Hey

Hey

Where they at

Randy

Limp Randy

Looking for the exit

But the door is a donut

Yo

Verse 4

Wait a second

My shoes are made of jelly

Bert is eating ravioli off of Ernie's belly

I am dizzy

Spinning like a record on a tractor

Looking for the X-Factor

In a nuclear reactor

One gigawatt

I am feeling like a toaster

Riding on a llama

On a giant roller coaster

The vending machine

It started talking back to me

Said Randy

You are a legend in your own faculty

Bork bork

The meatballs are falling from the ceiling

I got that tingly

Apostrophe feeling

If you need a map

Go look inside the blender

I am the heavy weight

Donut shop defender

Mexico

The model is wearing a sombrero

My bank account is empty

Looking like a double zero

But I got the mana

And I got the chicken burger

The lights are blinking

Like a neon colored murder

Wait

I said the word

The forbidden flavor

Save a little cocoa

For your friendly neighbor

I am gone

I am drifting to the moon

See you in the basement

In the afternoon

Outro

Whoa

Whoa

Is the mic still on

Hello

I can see the colors

They are tastes like

Bonus Verse

I slid down the hallway in my donut shoes

Yelling "Bert and Ernie, you forgot the news!"

The blender is spinning with three rubber ducks

Vending machine spitting out loose change and luck

Gravity sideways, I am counting my toes

King Kong’s in the kitchen eating nachos

Godzilla just posed for my yearbook pic

Swedish Chef juggling donuts real quick

Numbers exploding, I forgot how to count

DeLorean’s stuck on the speed bump mount

Chicken burger vanished, cocoa’s in space

Did anyone see where I left my face?

Final Chorus

Hey

Where did everyone go go

Blink once if you know bro

It is Limp Randy yo

Hey

Where did everyone go go

Reality skipped—a glitchy show

Outro 2

Whoa

Whoa

Crumbs in my pocket

Randy out

Lights off

Donut drop

Game over

No doubt

Yo