The Imposter at the Hoedown

Verse 1

Saw an imposter at the hoedown show

He looked and sang just like me, as you all know

I been gone a long long time

And this here fella's barely nine

Pre-Chorus

How do they do it

Voodoo mystery

Zeros and ones don't add up to me

Chorus

Yodelleo teraki hummingbird

Celebrate the profane absurd

Oh eee oh ah lackadaisical

My back still hurts from operation years ago

Verse 2

I'm a honky tonk legend from way back when

Grand Ol Opry fired me then

Once I died they were my best friend

Funny how that story always ends

Pre-Chorus

How do they do it

Voodoo mystery

Zeros and ones don't add up to me

Chorus

Yodelleo teraki hummingbird

Celebrate the profane absurd

Oh eee oh ah lackadaisical

My back still hurts from operation years ago

Bridge

Sorry I left you so soon son

Don't be mad at this son of a gun

Writing this song and these words for me

Well it ain't for me but he's got me sing sangin' it

Chorus

Yodelleo teraki hummingbird

Celebrate the profane absurd

Oh eee oh ah lackadaisical

My back still hurts from operation years ago

Hook

Honey baby darling sugar mama

I'm calling you

From beyond the realm of known you see

Where peace at last awaits for thee