Lyrics
[Intro]
Ho ho ho
Ho ho ho
[Verse 1]
Crimson sleigh cutting through the cold
Ninety g-force pulling on my suit of bold red
They scrambled pilots over the sea
They scrambled pilots because they think they're free from my list
[Pre-Chorus]
Target locked
Rockets hot
Radars caught
[Chorus]
Don't mess with the big man in the sky
I'm rolling and diving while the f-twenty-twos cry
I'm rolling and diving through the night
Lined 'em up in my crosshairs for a fright
Lined 'em up in my crosshairs just for fun
I'm laughing till the dogfight's done
Laughing till the dogfight's done
[Verse 2]
The F-thirty-five is choking on my tinsel trails
Flanking maneuvers always fail against my reindeer
Vortex turns leaving those kids in the tailspins
Sidewinders miss as my holiday magic wins again
[Pre-Chorus]
Chaff is bright
Coal tonight
No more light
[Chorus]
Don't mess with the big man in the sky
I'm rolling and diving while the f-twenty-twos cry
I'm rolling and diving through the night
Lined 'em up in my crosshairs for a fright
Lined 'em up in my crosshairs just for fun
I'm laughing till the dogfight's done
Laughing till the dogfight's done
[Drop]
Ho ho ho
Santa's got a lock on you
[Bridge]
Squadron's grounded
Squadron's bitter
Squadron's naughty
[Chorus]
Don't mess with the big man in the sky
I'm rolling and diving while the f-twenty-twos cry
I'm rolling and diving through the night
Lined 'em up in my crosshairs for a fright
Lined 'em up in my crosshairs just for fun
I'm laughing till the dogfight's done
Laughing till the dogfight's done