The Kindest Kinder Kind (Be Nice to Milo)

Instrumental Intro

Verse 1

Milo ran the kindness booth on Alder Street

Handed out free soup to strangers he would meet

Never asked a name

Never kept a score

Fed the skinny cat that scratched him at the door

Pre-Chorus

He was gentle as a lamb

Soft as summer rain

Everyone in town agreed

The kindest kind of kind

Chorus

He's the kindest kinder kind of a kind

The kindest kinder kind you'll ever find

He mows your lawn

He hauls your trash

He'll patch a leak

And lend you cash

The kindest kinder kind of a kind

Post-Chorus

Kind kind kinder kinder

Oh oh kinder kind

Verse 2

Then a fella moved in two doors down

Mean as a hornet stung him on the crown

Stole his rake

Slashed his tire

Poured sand inside the engine of his car

Pre-Chorus

Still Milo baked him bread

Left it on the porch

Wrote a little note that said

I hope your day gets warm

Chorus

He's the kindest kinder kind of a kind

The kindest kinder kind you'll ever find

He shares his pie

He splits his wood

He'd give a thief

His only good

The kindest kinder kind of a kind

Post-Chorus

Kind kind kinder kinder

Oh oh kinder kind

Bridge

Then one evening Milo knocked upon my door

Said come with me

I'll show you what the cellar's for

Down the stairs

Past the jars

Past the saw

My knees went weak at what I saw

Breakdown

Twelve neighbors stacked like firewood

Every one of them had been rude

Every one had pushed him once

Every one had called him names

He hummed a happy little tune

Wiped his hands and smiled and said

Chorus

I'm the kindest kinder kind of a kind

The kindest kinder kind you'll ever find

I'll warm your seat

I'll fold your clothes

I'll keep you close

So no one knows

The kindest kinder kind of a kind

Post-Chorus

Kind kind kinder kinder

Oh oh kinder kind

Outro

So be nice to Milo

Be real nice to Milo

He's the kindest kinder kind of a kind