Take this.

Verse 1

Link

Listen

You have zero pants

The grass is sharp and full of ants

Take this

A wooden sword I found

It was buried in the filthy ground

Old man

Scary cave

I am very brave

Chorus

It is dangerous to go alone

Take this

It is dangerous to go alone

Take this

I got a magic stick for you

I got a rusty blade or two

It is dangerous to go alone

Take this

Post-Chorus

Take it

Take it

Yeah you better take it

Now go

Verse 2

Octoroks

Hiding in the lake

I think I made a big mistake

Ganon

Is a pig

His head is way too big

Run fast

Save the girl

In this pixel world

You look confused

And slightly amused

Chorus

It is dangerous to go alone

Take this

It is dangerous to go alone

Take this

I got a magic stick for you

I got a rusty blade or two

It is dangerous to go alone

Take this

Bridge

Why are you staring at my beard

Is it because I am acting weird

I live in a cave

I do not shave

I have no friends

This is how it ends

Unless you take the sword

Please just take the sword

Chorus

It is dangerous to go alone

Take this

It is dangerous to go alone

Take this

I got a magic stick for you

I got a rusty blade or two

It is dangerous to go alone

Take this

Post-Chorus

Take it

Take it

Yeah you better take it

Now go

Outro

I am lonely

So lonely

Watch out for the bats

They wear tiny hats

Goodbye Link

I need a drink