Meijer Parking Lot Love

Intro

Uh-huh

Yeah

Grand Rapids

Check

Verse 1

Met a shorty by the Grand River bank

She said her name was Brittany I said that's great

Took her to the Founders Brewing on a first date

She ordered seven IPAs and cleaned her plate

Asked where she from she said "East side, where it's real"

I said "girl you from Kentwood, chill with the appeal"

She pulled up to the function in a 2004 Malibu

Had a matching tracksuit saying "I don't know what style is dude"

Chorus

Grand Rapids girls stay on some crazy mess

Fridge full of Bell's beer and a crop top stressed

They be talking down like they from the D

But they never left Cascade, can't you see

Grand Rapids girls with the thrift store fits

Bought some Michigan Winter boots just to show some zits

Don't test 'em though they'll fight you at the Meijer

Over the last pack of Slim Jims and a lighter

Post-Chorus

(Brr, skrrt, brr)

(Grand Rapids, Grand Rapids, yeah)

(Brr)

Verse 2

Took another girl to the Cherry Street arcade

She asked if I could pay, I said "I'm okay"

She hit the claw machine twenty-two times

Won a stuffed raccoon and said "this proves your broke design"

She got a tattoo of the Mackinac Bridge

On her lower back, I said "that's a ridge"

She said it's loyalty I said "it's a choice"

She said "you from Grandville, pipe down your voice"

Chorus

Grand Rapids girls stay on some crazy mess

Fridge full of Bell's beer and a crop top stressed

They be talking down like they from the D

But they never left Cascade, can't you see

Grand Rapids girls with the thrift store fits

Bought some Michigan Winter boots just to show some zits

Don't test 'em though they'll fight you at the Meijer

Over the last pack of Slim Jims and a lighter

Bridge

Riverside Park, sweater weather

They'll steal your heart then your sweater

Said she was a model for a Meijer ad

I believed it 'til I saw the bag

It had produce in it, girl that's foul

She smiled and said "at least it's Michigan style"

Outro

Yeah

GR what

What what

(Grand Rapids girls)

Don't say I didn't warn you

Brr