Legendary Obsession.

Ayo somebody check on Floofycat

She been listening to Hubs for like…

FOURTEEN HOURS STRAIGHT

Floofycat got headphones on at breakfast time

Mom asking questions, she just vibing to the rhyme

Hubs dropped a teaser, now the whole day canceled

Acting like the man discovered fire on a sample

Phone battery dying from replaying every beat

Got the neighbors learning lyrics through the walls and the street

Even her cat know the chorus by heart

Tail wagging perfectly in sync with the start

He made one line mentioning “cat ears in the rain”

Now she posting screenshots like it altered her brain

Talking “this the greatest lyric written in the century”

Meanwhile it’s literally just “meow” over 808s heavily

Everybody else exhausted, begging for relief

She adding thirty more remixes underneath

Nightcore version, slowed version, bass boost too

Instrumental, live version, microwave remix too

Everything he touch turn gold, facts

Never dropped a weak beat, never made trash

Everybody tired but she screaming “RUN IT BACK”

Speaker bout to melt from the nonstop slap

Bro made a song about Pokémon gyms and snacks

Now she walking through Walmart dressed all black

Talking “this beat got legendary aura”

Cashier just confused while she quoting the chorus

Hubs made a beat with a Game Boy sound

Now she treating every upload like treasure she found

Acting like the drums descended straight from heaven above

Meanwhile the beat got Squirtle noises mixed with dubstep fuzz

Everybody in the Discord tired of hearing praise

She typing “GOAT” like fifty-seven times a day

Somebody say “mid”? She ready for war

Got spreadsheets proving why the snare hit hard

“Actually the mix at 1:43—”

Girl please sit down and drink some tea

She analyzing meme rap like a college degree

Writing essays on why Hubs changed history

Road trip playlist? Yeah she hijacked that

Everybody wanted country, she said “nah play rap”

Hit the aux cable faster than a cowboy draw

Now grandma accidentally memorized every bar

Dad trying to drive while the bassline quake

GPS can’t talk cause the speakers gon shake

Hubs yelling “CHARIZARD FLAME THROWER MODE”

Now the rearview mirror launched clean off the road

She bought merch twice cause she forgot she already did

Got six hoodies stacked taller than a little kid

Mousepad, poster, sticker, keychain too

Probably buy Hubs-branded oxygen if he sold that too

Everything he touch turn gold, facts

Every beat explosive like a Pokéball crack

Everybody tired but she never hold back

“PLAY THE CHORUS AGAIN” — whole room attacked

He uploaded late now she pacing the floor

Refreshing every platform every ten seconds more

Twitter open, Discord open, YouTube too

Like an FBI agent hunting for a clue

Notification hit — she nearly passed out

Sprinted through the hallway screaming loud as she could shout

“NEW HUBS SONG!” now the whole house awake

Even the cat looked annoyed for everybody’s sake

He could literally rap about cereal and toast

Floofycat in comments writing paragraphs the most

“This track really speaks on society and pain”

Girl he rhymed “Cheerios” with “Mario Kart lane”

She got “Top 0.00001% listener” stats

Framed it on the wall like a diploma plaque

Talking “hard work pays off” like SHE made the song

Whole family wondering what went wrong

Friends say “please there are other artists too”

She stare at them shocked like they broke some rule

“What you mean other artists?” eyes full of fear

As another Hubs remix magically appears

Alarm clock Hubs

Ringtone Hubs

Workout mix? More Hubs dubs

Rainy day playlist? Still Hubs tracks

Ditto songs? Somehow also Hubs raps

But for Floofy that's where she at.

Love you from floofy cat