She Should Of Told Me

Intro

Mm-hmm

Aw yeah

Verse 1

Woke up scratching like a dog on a fence

Something crawling round my waistband ever since

I met a woman down at Ray's saloon

Now I'm doing the itch and scratch all afternoon

Chorus

One groin itch

One butt scratch

One sniff and I holler

Lord have mercy on me

One groin itch

One butt scratch

She should of told me

Should of told me bout the crabs

Verse 2

Called her up said darling what you done

She laughed real loud said baby you're the lucky one

Dingle berries hanging like fruit on a vine

I been picking and a flicking nearly half the night

Chorus

One groin itch

One butt scratch

One sniff and I holler

Lord have mercy on me

One groin itch

One butt scratch

She should of told me

Should of told me bout the crabs

Bridge

Scratch scratch

Scritch scritch

I'm a grown man doing the monkey mambo

Scratch scratch

Scritch scritch

My best friend won't shake my hand no more

Chorus

One groin itch

One butt scratch

One sniff and I holler

Lord have mercy on me

One groin itch

One butt scratch

She should of told me

Should of told me bout the crabs

Outro

Aw that's rough

Scratch on baby