The Dude vs Kahoon

Verse 1

Kevin standing slim

Counting all the coins

Ribs are poking thin

Pinking all his joints

Everyone screams Dude

When he hits the street

Never in a mood

To offer something sweet

Pre-Chorus

But in the sugar shop

He sees the giant man

Ready for a flop

Developing a plan

Chorus

Oh Kahoon is seven feet of trouble

Cleaning up the glazed with his cats

Building up a heavy hollow bubble

Fighting over flour in the vats

Yeah Kevin says he is lazy

Kahoon says he is fishy

The whole mix is getting hazy

Making life a little dish-y

Verse 2

Louie watches through the gate

Mansion standing tall

Driven by his hate

Seeing Kevin have it all

But the wife inside is wild

Keeping knives under the bed

Never soft or mild

Wants everybody dead

Pre-Chorus

But in the sugar shop

He sees the giant man

Ready for a flop

Developing a plan

Chorus

Oh Kahoon is seven feet of trouble

Cleaning up the glazed with his cats

Building up a heavy hollow bubble

Fighting over flour in the vats

Yeah Kevin says he is lazy

Kahoon says he is fishy

The whole mix is getting hazy

Making life a little dish-y

Bridge

Portu-guy with a big-time grudge

Checking every batch of the fudge

Coffee spilling out on the floor

He does not want Kahoon anymore

Cats in the frosting

Friends that he is costing

Chorus

Oh Kahoon is seven feet of trouble

Cleaning up the glazed with his cats

Building up a heavy hollow bubble

Fighting over flour in the vats

Yeah Kevin says he is lazy

Kahoon says he is fishy

The whole mix is getting hazy

Making life a little dish-y