Popcorn Panic

Verse 1

Little orange blur through the plastic tube

Pacing in the cage searching for some food

Popcorning up high like he got a spring

Watch him twitch his nose doing that little thing

Tim-oh-thee hay scattered on the green tray

Waiting for the slice at the end of the day

Wheeking so loud that the neighbor can hear

Sharp teeth clicking when the veggies appear

Running on the rug with the short little legs

Acting like a king when he squeaks and he begs

Furry potato with the black bead eyes

Caught me off guard by the sheer sonic size

Chorus

Wh-wh-wheeking in the middle of the night

Everything he eats he takes a giant bite

Squeaky little wheel turning round and round

Highest pitch voice in the whole playground

Yeah he's small

But he's standing tall

Bouncing off the cage wall

Got to catch 'em all

Verse 2

Don't you ever dare touch the veggie drawer

Hear the stampede hitting on the linoleum floor

Water bottle dripping with the metal ball click

Eat a carrot stub like a magic trick

Stashing all the pellets in a hidden corner

He's a little eater

He's a leaf-crunching mourner

Cut the red pepper hear the panic alarm

Doing no good but he's doing no harm

Thirteen hundred grams of the pure guinea fluff

Acting real tough

Never had enough

Sleeping in the hay while he dreams of a beet

Watch out for the nails on those tiny pink feet

Chorus

Wh-wh-wheeking in the middle of the night

Everything he eats he takes a giant bite

Squeaky little wheel turning round and round

Highest pitch voice in the whole playground

Yeah he's small

But he's standing tall

Bouncing off the cage wall

Got to catch 'em all

Bridge

Maybe he knows

Maybe he shows

Maybe he grows

Wait for the sound

Keep it around

Stay on the ground

Chorus

Wh-wh-wheeking in the middle of the night

Everything he eats he takes a giant bite

Squeaky little wheel turning round and round

Highest pitch voice in the whole playground

Yeah he's small

But he's standing tall

Bouncing off the cage wall

Got to catch 'em all

Post-Chorus

Wheek wheek wheek

Keep the floor unique

Wheek wheek wheek

Don't be acting weak

Yeah

Wh-wh-wheeking

Squeak squeak

Done