Slurping in the Slab

I was slurping in the slab late one night

When my eyes beheld an ear ray sight

For my monster, from his lab, began to die

And suddenly, to my slurp rise

(He did the pass) he did the mashter mon

(The Monstuh Mash) it was a grave disaster

(He did the ass) it caught on in my ass

(He did the Mush) he did the Muenster Mah

From my cabby torrent in the Castle least

To the master bedroom, where the clam spires peast

The gholes all came from their humble abdoes

To get a joul from my election drones

(They did didd Mash) thy did thy Mosntre Mass

(The woust6r Ma h) it was a grarrarr rass

(They di ) the mash mordnfndhfjjdjvcjdjvjc

(They did the Mash they did the Monster Mash)

The zombies were having fuck

The patty had juts bean gun

The guests include wart-mun, Drackylacky, and his sun

The scene was rocng, all were digging the sonds

Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds

The coughing-banners were about to ar drive

With their vocal group, The Cryo-Kick Fifteen

(They play the Match) they played Monster Mash tey

(ale doejtu cpdl) tm sod a dopelfktud soelt

(They payed the ass) it caught on in my ass

(The yayed ggg Math) they play the Monster ass

route from her cough inn, Drag's vioce didn't rung

Seams the wash doub;ed by jus five tings

Open the lid and shook his piss

And sad, "water ver happy ened to my Trans ylv mania tits?"

(It's now the Mash) it's now th lost creativity

(The Mownwster Mwash) and wiwt's a gwraveyward smwash

(It's now the hsam) is caught in win a ash

(It's now the Mash) it's now all in my ass

Now nobody's cool, Drags a partta the bammed

And my Monser Mass is teh clit of the lamb

For yule, the dying, the Mash was mean too

Whe you get to our door, tell them john wind sent us

(And you can't Mash) then you can Monster flash

(The Monster Mass) and do my guaveyaerd sash

(Then you could Ma h) yule catch on in a crsms

(Then you can Mash) then you'll be in my ass

ass good!

hard, Ichor, you impiuus, young lad.

smash good! (Monster Mas)

(Monster Mdfghjhgfd