Just Do It! (Or: Practical Advice for Christians)

Verse 1

If you're sleeping in on Sunday and you're running late,

Just move your sleep schedule up and wake up at eight.

If you can't find your Bible cause it's lost in the mess,

Just know where it is and cause yourself less stress.

If your mind keeps wandering every time you pray,

Just stop having thoughts for the rest of the day.

Chorus

If you're anxious... just chill out?

If you're doubting... just stop doubt?

It's so simple, yeah, it's crystal clear,

Just fix every problem that you have right here!

If you're feeling impatient in a traffic jam,

Just be super patient... duh, yes I am!

Verse 2

If you volunteered for nursery and the toddlers cry,

Just tell them to be quiet and dry their eyes.

If you forgot your wallet when the offering comes,

Just have plenty of money in your thumbs.

If your small group gets awkward and nobody speaks,

Just be really social and talk for weeks.

Chorus

If you're anxious... just chill out?

If you're doubting... just stop doubt?

It's so simple, yeah, it's crystal clear,

Just fix every problem that you have right here!

If you're feeling impatient in a traffic jam,

Just be super patient... duh, yes I am!

Bridge

If the church coffee's cold before the service starts,

Just drink warm coffee to cheer your heart.

If you burned the potluck dish you were supposed to bring,

Just bake it correctly and change the whole thing.

If you're falling asleep while the pastor speaks,

Just don't be tired for the next six weeks!

Chorus

If you're anxious... just chill out?

If you're doubting... just stop doubt?

It's so simple, yeah, it's crystal clear,

Just fix every problem that you have right here!

If you're feeling impatient in a traffic jam,

Just be super patient... duh, yes I am!

Outro

If you're stressed out... just relax?

If you're broke... pay your tithe in stacks?

If you're tempted... just say no?

Isn't this good advice to know?