What Is Living But A Joke

Intro

Ha ha

Oh

One two three

Chorus

What is living but a joke

What is living but a scam

Feeding green to greedy men

Counting up the hours until the jam

Verse 1

Polishing your Sunday boots

Waiting for a tree to grow some better fruit

Hiding underneath a giant yellow hat

Avoiding every aristocrat

Pre-Chorus

You pay the rent

You buy the vent

You lose your scent

Chorus

What is living but a joke

What is living but a scam

Feeding green to greedy men

Counting up the hours until the jam

Verse 2

Sold your soul for soggy bread

Keeping giant plastic spiders near your bed

Walking sideways through the narrow grocery hall

Tiptoeing past the garden wall

Pre-Chorus

You pay the tax

You drop the wax

You simply lax

Bridge

Maybe it's the weather

Maybe it's the leather

Maybe it's the feather

Everything is funny

When you have no money

Everything is sunny

Chorus

What is living but a joke

What is living but a scam

Feeding green to greedy men

Counting up the hours until the jam

Post-Chorus

Jam jam jam

Told you so

Jam jam jam

Let it go

Jam jam jam

Chorus

What is living but a joke

What is living but a scam

Feeding green to greedy men

Counting up the hours until the jam